Wharf Rat's Home - A Shipmate Who Never Made it to Sea.

'It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.'

Preserving a piece of US Maritime History - invaluable

The USS Olympia is a cruiser that fought in the Spanish American War in 1898 and has been preserved in Philadelphia. She's a one of a kind ship, a national historic monument, and in danger. She needs approximately $10-15 million in repairs to keep her a viable museum for years to come. If you have the resources, or connections to those resources, please consider helping. (full disclosure - there is no financial benefit to me to ask the question - we need to save this ship for posterity). Please contact me at 612-599-1935 or bdskon@fedex.com if you have additional questions.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Walk The Prank - The Pentagon can be soooo stuffy! Hilarious!

I think the world's best...most sophisticated...gags are pulled off by Naval Academy guys.

Just before my time...a midshipman (I forget his name so call him Jones) pulled this praink as a labor of love...

He was a Wires major (Electrical Engineering). He used the Wires lab to construct large speakers, each box about waist high.

One night, he lined his speakers along one side of Bancroft Hall...the worlld's largest dormatory.

As the sun first peaked over the Severn River, he took a microphone and announced over his row of monster speakers...

"Gentlemen, Midshipman Jones, in cooperation with God, presents the sun."